Week 1

Week 1, May 15,  saw Team Epic Fail fall in a heartbreaking loss to the Fat, Red-Red Shirted, Round Men.  (No readers, Graham Bennett is not on this team).  In a hotly contested battle of wills, Epic Fail ultimately fell with a final score of 4-3.  Though a loss, many on the team see this as a positive move (largely due to the fact that the team scored, not only once, but three times).  In fact, Epic Fail is not in last place, but rather sits atop position 6 of 8 in the league table.  Team Captain, Jesse Beard had this to say:  "I mean, whatever... Have you seen my pink socks?"

  For Week 2's match Epic Fail will be going head to head with the league's last place team, the Loan Rangers.  I think they may be a bunch of boring investment bankers.